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Sep 14, 2014 / 536 notes

I love you all

Sep 14, 2014 / 12,264 notes


i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people

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Sep 13, 2014 / 54,881 notes
Sep 13, 2014 / 473 notes


Ilana Glazer & Abbi Jacobson

So who’s the Laverne and who’s the Shirley in this relationship?
Glazer: I would be Laverne, and Abbi would be Shirley. But we’re always rolling our eyes at ourselves for being Chandler and Joey. Abbi is Chandler and i’m Joey.

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Sep 13, 2014 / 1,759 notes


when someone says im a bad driver


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Sep 13, 2014 / 11,202 notes

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Sep 13, 2014 / 118,842 notes
Sep 13, 2014 / 3,269 notes

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Sep 13, 2014 / 170,531 notes



me on my way to steal your man

Damn Honey forget my man take me

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Jenny Holzer
Sep 13, 2014 / 104,208 notes


Jenny Holzer

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