February 2012
banana63kwassakwassa asked: Thanks for the submission darling :) I had to delete it though cause when it was published, it was just like my own post :/ Anyway, based on what I've seen on your tumblr, you are a pretty cool person.
CONAN LIVE WAS AWESOME!
If you listen closely in that news he brought up about Snooki’s pregnancy, you’ll hear my obnoxious “EEEEWWWWW.” I made it on cable TV. Hell yeah.
January 2012
“I’ve never been attracted to a man who wasn’t attracted to me. If they didn’t...”
– Katharine Hepburn, I Know Where I’m Going, a personal biography by Charlotte Chandler (via thefilmcanister
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I hate that I like this
kellyoxford:
Sorry this is basically a sony ad, but the results ACTUALLY freaked me out. I’m sure there are a ton of these around, but this was the first I’ve seen. Stare at the red dot on her nose for 30 seconds. Look at the ceiling and blink really quickly. WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK….
OMG, this is pure genius.
Watchthechosenjuan:
favorite line of 2011
Oh my God, why this is funny…
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“The happiest people are those who think the most interesting thoughts. Those who...”
– William Phelps (via bootssandboyss)